when I was in the outhouse browsing through the Montgomery Ward catalog, Dick,
who was in knee-pants, crept up and locked me in from the outside. He failed to
realize that 1) from inside the outhouse you could see through the cracks
everything that took place outside, and 2) the lock wasn't strong enough to hold
I could see that Dick was about to bust from trying to keep quiet and not laugh and reveal his presence, so I went along with the joke for a while. I pretended that I was trapped inside the stinky outhouse and would need help to get out. Dick was nearly doubled over because it was so funny.
Dick was astonished when I pushed the door open and emerged! I paddled his backside a little bit, but not too hard, because I thought it was as funny as he did.